Please contribute to the Dyson fund!

You know what really grinds my gears? Vacuum cleaners! After consulting with my local vacuum expert *ahem James*, I determined the following types:

1. handheld ones that barely suck that's what she said

2. regular bag ones that weigh more than Oprah

3. bagless ones that lose suction after 6.37 seconds

4. robotic ones that get full before they start

5. "dual-cyclone-centrifugal-particle-separation" ones (aka Dyson) which cost more than Flora's shoes

To illustrate my grief here's an actual pic of the bathroom floor: *warning NSFW*

Yup, that's a lot of black hair. So as of today, I am establishing the Dyson fund. For every dollar a kitteh is saved!