This song is really catchy... but I'm sure all us iPhone nav users can relate (btw the voice on the Waze app really gmg for some reason):

OOH CHILD

Oh and hulu ads also gmg (sorry Flora)

#nakedchickfromgirls

happy good friday!

One of my favorite ways to celebrate religious holidays is half days at work. so i was pleasantly surprised to find the following email greeting me this morning:

"It is official. Due to the holiday weekend, we've decided to do what Jesus would do, let our wonderful people start the Easter weekend at 2pm"

HURRAH !!!!!

i thought i would spread some holiday cheer by sharing the good news with derrick.

"GUESS WHAT. i'm leaving work at 2 today!!!! are you soooo jealous nah nah nah."

i anxiously await his text back...will he say i'm so lucky? he'd kill to be me? will he cry at the injustice of it all?!

finally i get his response, "orly i'm leaving at noon."

-____-

bah humbug.

Previews: WTWTA

There aren't many books I remember from my childhood. Some that I do remember include:

- The Little Engine that Could

- Curious George

- Dr. Seuss

- The Giving Tree

- Goodnight Moon

And... the one in the trailer below!! I'm not a fanboy of "Where The Wild Things Are" but this looks really amazing. In fact I'll say that it really does not gmg :-)

(btw does anyone know how to change the width of this blog? the video is truncated on the right side... and that really gmg!)

gmg: skinny jeans

Jeans... they're versatile, durable, and comfortable. So why am I posting? Because ever since my high school days "comfortable" morphed into "tight" and now jeans not only gmg, they gmb*!!  *ballz

I miss the baggy Oprah jeans. They fit like sweat pants and didn't cause boxers to ride up. Now boxer briefs are the norm unless you roll commando style and risk "pulling" a something-about-mary. Whether you wear Diesels, True Religion, or Rock & Republic *ahem jonathan* one thing is for sure: prepare for pain!

To summarize, skinny jeans should only belong on hot girls. Agree?? Ok... so now instead of my original pic of Megan Fox wearing jeans, here's a cool video.

Please contribute to the Dyson fund!

You know what really grinds my gears? Vacuum cleaners! After consulting with my local vacuum expert *ahem James*, I determined the following types:

1. handheld ones that barely suck that's what she said

2. regular bag ones that weigh more than Oprah

3. bagless ones that lose suction after 6.37 seconds

4. robotic ones that get full before they start

5. "dual-cyclone-centrifugal-particle-separation" ones (aka Dyson) which cost more than Flora's shoes

To illustrate my grief here's an actual pic of the bathroom floor: *warning NSFW*

Yup, that's a lot of black hair. So as of today, I am establishing the Dyson fund. For every dollar a kitteh is saved!

what really gmgs my coworker

Computer freezes. They're probably at the top of everybody's gmg lists but some instances are more inopportune than others. Like say when you're in the middle of a very important powerpoint presentation. Or when you're about to totally pwn someone in WoW.

They can also happen when you're surfing NSFW websites at work:

"sup jhobbs. how's your---woah what are you looking at?"

jhobbs said that if i posted this it would really grind his gears. In fact, he said it would really g-m-g.

gmg...it's spreading like wildfire.

GMG reviews: Heroes

I'm conflicted. I've been watching this little show called "Heroes" and it's alright. Yep, it's okay. But as with most decent shows (i.e. not "the hills"), once I found episodes online suddenly Arthur Petrelli not only absorbed powers, he absorbed my time!!

In a week Flora & I watched an entire volume in crappy youtube quality. Technically, she fell asleep before the finale (it was past her 8pm bedtime) but nothing... not even 72-minute-quota-interruptions... could stop me! It was 1am when Sylar *spoiler warning* killed Arthur and I was like "OMGWTFBBQ I must continue" and now I am falling asleep at work.

Addictive TV shows really grind my gears. They think they're so clever with their engrossing plots and dramatic cliffhangers! Maybe I need Hiro Nakamura's power so I could redo the weekend...

or maybe I need the power to resist Heroes!!